By Wole Arisekola
Kosalabaro: Have you been following the sequence of events that has been trending on social media since last week?
Okebadan : You mean President Buhari’s online wedding ?
Kosalabaro: Yes. This is a very strange country. In fact, this is the strangest country in the whole wide world. We are too unique to be compared to other countries. If we find any other country claiming our strange title, we should sue. Any other country that wants to even compete with us has to show us the real meaning of frustration. I’m getting worried.
Okebadan: Unlike some people, I know foolishness when I see it. What is the problem with President Buhari’s private life? The last time I checked, all those who were mentioned are all Nigerians. When the old man starts marrying Congolese, Cameroonians, Chadians and Malians, I will start worrying.
Kosalabaro: Who started this madness in the first place? Is Fayose back from exile? Because he is one of the few Nigerians who have degrees in propaganda.
Okebadan: Ayo Fayose is still in political exile, but his partner in crime, David Mark’s wife started it.
Kosalabaro: But one of the things I have learnt in life is that the truth does not require supporters’ club to win a contest. It can stand on its feet any day. You can hit it, you can kick it, you can bomb it, but you can’t destroy it.
Okebadan: You won’t get an argument out of me on that. You are not a perfect man as well. We should never focus only on the surface and judge others without understanding them first. Give others the privilege to explain themselves.
What you see or hear about other people may not be the reality. Never conclude for others.
Kosalabaro: In other words, You agree with me that PDP members are still suffering from Post Election trauma.
Okebadan: Not Exactly. But it is better to stay with Chika, a business woman than Prince a lazy magician. You are rest assured that Chika will make it one day but there is no assurance that Prince will not die of hunger. There is no hope that PDP will take us to the promised land in this country.
Kosalabaro: I felt like shooting somebody as I watched all kinds of people praise-singing, eulogising and blowing ‘big big grammar’ on the achievements of the PDP on Channels Television.
Okebadan: There is no reason to become a murderer over that. They will make the same speeches in 2023. They made it during Abacha’s regime , they made the same speech during Jonathan’s administration. There are so many hungry and frustrated souls in this country. Isn’t that what they do every year?
Should I be worried? Hell no.
Kosalabaro: Did you hear that Diezani asked Nigerians to pray for her recovery from cancer? I just directed all the members in my white garment church to start 90 days fasting and prayer.
Okebadan: How can we pray for her if she put Nigeria into bankruptcy as reported? Let her go and ask for forgiveness from God.
I wish her quick recovery from cancer and I also pray Nigerians recover their stolen money.