The example below is from my house.
Wife : Wolex , who’s that guy. Is that Chris Brown?
Husband: Morenike, Chris bawo, no na. that’s Theo Walcott!!!
Wife: Hey! Oh he looks like Chris ni….What’s that yellow card for?
Husband: Its a warning to a player; and red means the player must stop playing and leave the pitch.
Wife: Ohhh! It’s something similar to a traffic light: Yellow – warning, Red – Stop.
Husband: Yeah yeah sure.. You are right. Heee gooaal NO. WALCOT missed it again my God!!
Wife: Darling , look here, What about the green card?
Husband: Ohhh! there’s nothing like that in football.
Wife: Which teams are these?
Husband: Which kind wahala be this na!! God! It’s Arsenal and Chelsea. What again?!
Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on?
Husband: You no get eyes No be red jersey be that?
Wife: Ok..which team is putting on blue?
Husband: (upset)…Omg, Haba, Wetin na. Don’t you know its Chelsea?
Wife: Enhe? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the world cup., Wole, pls look here Im talking to you.
Husband: Wetin concern Arsenal with world cup? Where are you from sef?
Wife: Take am easy na! Please who’s that old man?
Husband: Hmmm… that’s Arsenal’s coach, Arsene Wenger
Wife: O:O;oh Ok….. I understand now. Sooo that means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger?
Husband: Morenike mofi Okebadan be ooo. Wo… arabirin free me jare!! (Changes Channel to African Magic).
By Wole Arisekola