It is ironic how people suddenly become experts on good governance and morality once they leave office. While in power, they commit the very atrocities they later preach against. Are we all guilty of enabling this hypocrisy?
The Corrupt Preacher
A leader whose tenure was plagued by corruption scandals suddenly becomes a champion of anti-corruption the moment he leaves office. The same individual who turned a blind eye to looting and mismanagement now lectures the public on integrity and transparency.
The Puppet Turned Advocate
A man who allowed proxies to control his government—showing no independent leadership—later becomes the loudest voice advocating for decisive and firm governance. Where was this wisdom when he had the chance to lead with authority?
The Incompetent Security Expert
A former governor who failed woefully at securing his state, instead persecuting perceived enemies, now offers unsolicited advice on national security. Shouldn’t his track record disqualify him from speaking on such matters?
The Patriot in Disguise
A man who plundered the national treasury and stashed his loot abroad suddenly becomes the face of patriotism. He delivers grand speeches on loving Nigeria while his wealth helps develop foreign economies.
The Hypocritical Journalist
A journalist who once pocketed campaign funds meant for distribution among colleagues suddenly becomes a poster child for transparency. He preaches accountability despite having once betrayed the trust of his peers.
I Beg, Shey Eyin Wèrè Yì O Lójútí Ni?
(Are you mad people not ashamed?)
Once out of government, these political vampires suddenly become saints. Àwon òkúgbé dédé kò ní jé ká retí gbóràn mó (These political corpses refuse to let us breathe).
Why can’t you people be honorable for once in your lifetime?
You walk around, pretending to be saints, yet you are the architects of our suffering. Everything must not revolve around money and power. There should be a time for decorum and omolúàbí (good character).
Why can’t you, just once, think about the masses?
Why is it always about you and your children, while the common people are left to suffer?
Àwon òlóríburúkú ènìyàn àìjírí (Good-for-nothing wretches), walking around like abandoned car tires, their necks as long and thin as a liquid Maggi bottle.
If you lack elders in your family to teach you decency, why not learn from leaders abroad?
In the United States, within a short period, over $5 billion was paid into the government’s account by people who subscribed to President Trump’s golden card scheme. Meanwhile, here in Nigeria, our leaders sell the country’s soul to Lebanese, Chinese, and Arab interests, granting them unrestricted access while adding no value to our nation.
Oro gbogbo yín sú mi (I am tired of all your nonsense).
Mogaji Wole Arisekola writes from Ibadan.